Hilarious New Girl Season 2 Moments
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“I don’t like it. It’s too much responsibility.”
New Girl is one of my favorite shows of all time.
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It’s seriously one of the funniest modern comedies.
And in a perfect show, there exists one perfect season: Season 2. Here are 50 hilarious moments from Season 2 that make me laugh every time.
1.
When Nick went undercover in Jess’s class as Julius Pepperwood and got a little too into character:
2.
When Jess was stressed about her biological clock and Schmidt and Winston immediately offered to have children with her:
3.
When Nick became an inspiration and immediately regretted it:
4.
When Nick got drunk at the zoo and threatened to let the snakes out if Winston said “adjusted schedule” one more time:
5.
When Nick hit it off with Tran, a random silent man on a bench, at the park:
6.
And when Tran took Nick to the pool to help him with his anger:
7.
When Nick got mad that women have “an excuse to act irrationally angry once a month” and Jess reminded him that he’s always irrationally angry:
8.
When Nick told the crew his dad had died DIRECTLY after they’d all inhaled helium:
9.
When Jess said they couldn’t use “apricot” as a code word because she uses it too much in her normal life, and Nick questioned why:
10.
When Winston had a valid question for Nick:
11.
When Winston read Nick’s zombie book out loud:
12.
And when he noticed a typo (or 38) in the book:
13.
When Nick stole a neighbor’s trench coat and then refused to take it off because it “fit like a damn glove”:
14.
When Schmidt tried to show Angie how to do a lap dance and Nick wasn’t having it:
15.
When Nick moonwalked away from Jess:
16.
When Nick was impressed by an NFL player:
17.
When Schmidt came up with an A+ pun and vagina euphemism.
18.
And then Nick had an even better one:
19.
When Winston had an interesting response to whether or not he was a virgin in a flashback:
20.
When Nick just wanted to share his love for “Cotton Eye Joe”:
21.
And later, when the beat just possessed him:
22.
When Jess asked Schmidt and Nick to help her pretend to be Katie the Dancer in front of Sam and Nick had to demonstrate his dance jumps:
23.
When Nick was into Jess’s mom and had no excuse:
24.
When Nick was confused by makeup:
25.
When Winston and Schmidt thought they were being robbed, but so did the guy who they thought was robbing them:
26.
When Nick crawled onto the apartment ledge to get away from kissing Jess and Schmidt fainted:
27.
When Nick was NOT having fun at a haunted house:
28.
When Nick got really mad at balloons:
29.
When Nick called Jess a gold digger for thinking it was attractive he was putting effort into something, and Jess came back with this A+ insult:
30.
When Jess tried to twist Schmidt’s nipples to hurt him but they…weren’t there??:
31.
When Nick got stressed at being left alone at a fancy restaurant:
32.
When Nick decided to be more like Hemingway:
33.
When Nick accidentally wrote a Twilight ripoff:
34.
When Nick got mad there was such a big deal being made over Schmidt buying him a cookie:
35.
When Nick tried to repay him and his brain short-circuited:
36.
When Nick asked Jess out on a date for the first time:
37.
When Winston referred to himself as “Prank Sinatra”:
38.
When Nick tried to steal one of Jess’s student’s notebook:
39.
When Winston was practicing asking a girl out and was having a little trouble:
40.
When Winston’s “pogo” made an appearance at breakfast and the roommies freaked:
41.
And Schmidt marveled at the capabilities of Winston’s pogo:
42.
When Schmidt shaved his eyebrows because he thought they were his “pogo”:
43.
And then made a good point about Winston’s pogo:
44.
When Nick had to ask a valid question:
45.
When Winston and Schmidt wanted to know who Nick was going on a date with, but Nick didn’t want to say it was Jess:
46.
When Winston couldn’t even enjoy his cake in peace:
47.
When Bucky the badger got loose in the vents and Nick freaked out:
48.
And Winston got pretty dark:
49.
When college Schmidt had some questions about sex while Nick was high:
50.
And finally, when Schmidt was unimpressed with Jess and Nick’s drumroll:
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