Sex And The City — Do You Remember Who Broke Up With Who?

Big very awkwardly introduced Carrie to his mother as “his friend” and then couldn’t tell her she was “The One” — something he quite literally wouldn’t be able to do until the freakin’ finale.

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Richard cheated and, while Samantha thought she could move past it…she loved herself more.

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Robert told Miranda that he loved her via a giant cookie, but she was still in love with Steve and couldn’t commit. She ends things to reunite with Steve at their son’s birthday party.

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While their separation was somewhat mutual given their diverging interests in starting a family, Trey was ~technically~ the one to pull the plug on the relationship.

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He’s sorry. He couldn’t. Don’t hate him.

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In true Samantha fashion, she just didn’t want something as serious as Maria did…also, there was a strap-on involved.

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While Miranda was happy in their relationship, Steve was uncomfortable with Miranda’s high salary. After she tried to buy him an expensive suit, he ended things.

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Charlotte was distressed when, despite asking him to stop, Alexander continured to call her a “slut” and a “whore” in bed — something he literally couldn’t recall doing after the act was done.

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They managed to reconcile even after Carrie cheated on Aidan with Big, but Carrie still had cold feet and — after refusing to elope with Aidan — he moved out.

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We don’t receive this one until the movie, but it’s the most heartbreaking of them all (it just is). Samantha ended things with Smith when she realized she was becoming bored of their domestic life. There was no love lost between them, though (thank goodness).

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After an on-again-off-again casual relationship, Miranda realized Skipper was way more invested in their relationship than she was when she found out that he broke up with a girl mid-intercourse to be with her. This angered Skipper, who ended things.

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After converting to Judaism and proving she’d be the perfect wife by preparing a perfect meal, Charlotte lost it when Harry still refused to propose to her — insulting his appearance in the process and causing him to leave her (they get back together forever though, don’t worry).

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